J: In the park, over summer break<\/p>\n
(L,H, and A are playing catch)<\/p>\n
H: Oh no! I lost my winter jacket.<\/p>\n
L: (questioning) But it’s sumer, it’s almost 30 degrees outside!<\/p>\n
A: (condescending) Why do you need it?<\/p>\n
H: It doesn’t matter why. I just lost it.<\/p>\n
A:Why don’t we use our super powers to find it?<\/p>\n
(A pauses, everyone paying attention)<\/p>\n
A: We’re the league of super nerds! No problem is too big for us.<\/p>\n
H: I can read minds. (grab’s A’s forehead) What are you thinking about?\u00a0\u00a0(still holding A) (ignores A) He’s thinking about kittens!<\/p>\n
A: No, I’m thinking about last night’s homework.<\/p>\n
H: These kittens are so cute!<\/p>\n
A (mad) I’m not thinking of kittens!<\/p>\n
L: (clearly impressed) Wow!\u00a0 (pauses)<\/p>\n
L: And I can turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking.<\/p>\n
H: How do you know?<\/p>\n
L: I can just feel it! (pauses)<\/p>\n
H: (H nods, clearly impressed) That’s great, but we still need to find my jacket<\/p>\n
A: don’t forget, I can also move things with my mind!\u00a0Look! (rubs head) (picks up pencil and moves it) See? It moved, that was me!<\/p>\n
L: (looks astonished)<\/p>\n
H: wow! but we still need to find that jacket.<\/p>\n
L: (pauses) And together we are the league of super nerds!<\/p>\n
J: later that day<\/p>\n
H: Do either of you know where my jacket is?<\/p>\n
L: why don’t you read our classmate’s minds?<\/p>\n
H: (grabs A’s head) Hmmm. (thoughtfully) Where is that jacket? (points to the right towards jacket)<\/p>\n
A: It’s over there.<\/p>\n
H: I know! It’s over there (points to the left)<\/p>\n
L: OK, I’ll go get it. Nobody look!<\/p>\n
Everyone: (looks away)<\/p>\n
L: (covers eyes) I’m invisible now. I know it. (walks into A)<\/p>\n
A: You ignoramus! That was me. the jacket is\u00a0over there. (points to jacket)<\/p>\n
H: (frustrated) we need that jacket<\/p>\n
L: Oh right! (grabs jacket and takes it to A) (A is on other side of room)<\/p>\n
A: (grabs jacket) (starts rubbing temple) (carries jacket to H)<\/p>\n
L: all worked together to solve a real world problem. way to go guys!<\/p>\n
A: haven’t you heard? we are the league of super nerds!<\/p>\n
(everyone is happy)<\/p>\n
J: The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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